We’ve updated our Terms of Use to reflect our new entity name and address. You can review the changes here.
We’ve updated our Terms of Use. You can review the changes here.
/

  • Streaming + Download

    Includes high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more. Paying supporters also get unlimited streaming via the free Bandcamp app.
    Purchasable with gift card

      name your price

     

  • Buy the Full Digital Album

about

This is a cover of a shit punk band that my friends and I formed for about 15 days in the summer of 2012. The band was called "Art of Farts"

lyrics

Why do you smoke?
Why do you smoke?
They kill you,
They make you choke

But cigarettes are cool

Can’t fuckin’ breathe
Can’t fuckin’ run
Smokin’ in the cold
Ain’t no fun

Talk shit on government
They tax my addiction
Talk shit on corporations
Gotta get my fix

Spend all my money
To make myself die
There are cheaper forms
Of suicide

Both my parents died
From lung cancer
If you wanna be hip
there’s only one answer

I think nicotine
Is fuckin’ incredible
So I say fuck
The surgeon general

I don’t got the balls
To blow my brains out
So I make the process
Really drawn out

I just really
Wanna be dead
But I can’t tie a noose
So I smoke instead

So if you have a death wish
put your lighters in the air
if you wheeze when you breath
and you still don’t care

I’ll indulge in my addiction
I’m a walking dirty habit
But mines gonna kill me
Before I quit

I’m a fuckin’ fool

But at least I’m cool!

credits

from Album Teaser // Crowd Pleasers, released April 25, 2013

license

tags

about

Average Joey image

Average Joey Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania

Poet with a banjo!

Writer of Songs

Livin' in a Van

shows

contact / help

Contact Average Joey

Streaming and
Download help

Redeem code

Report this track or account

Average Joey recommends:

If you like Average Joey, you may also like:

Bandcamp Daily  your guide to the world of Bandcamp

On Bandcamp Radio

Beans joins the show to discuss his album release, "ZWAARD".

listen now